बूँद a drop

Every story has three common characters.  The good, the bad and me.  Got confused! Don't worry you can be third.

I am seeing nonsensness all around the world but I am surprised where I can fit my one.

A professor was awarded with "best teacher of academic year" for 100% attendance of every student in his class. Next day the director visited the professor class & fainted by professor statement "those who are absent, raise your hand".