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हास्य कविता का न तात्पर्य लगाईये

इसका बस पूरा लुफ्त उठाईये

जो लगाने बैठे तात्पर्य तो सर दर्द पाएंगे

घूम कर फिर स्टार्टिंग पॉइंट पर आयेंगे

हस-हस कर फिर पेट का दर्द बढाएंगे

और इलाज के लिए डाक्टर के पास जायेंगे

है कसूर न मेरा इसमें कुछ भी

फिर भी इल्ज़ाम मुझ पर लगायेंगे

अपनी हरकतों से फिर भी बाज़ नहीं आयेंगे

और बैठकर दुबारा तात्पर्य लगायेंगे

हासिल ना होगा कुछ फिर भी जोर लगायेंगे

सर दर्द को अपने और बढायेंगे

अच्छा खासा दवा का बिल बनायेंगे

और इसका गुस्सा हम पर जताएंगे

हुस्ट-पुश्त से मरीज बन जायेंगे

फिर भी कुत्ते की पूछ सीधी नहीं कर पायेंगे ...........................

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Human Body

Lecture 5 Human Body Heart Vertebrate(animal with backbone) heart performs the function of pumping blood around body. The blood flow in heart is unidirectional because of heart valves. Fish- 2 chember heart(1 atrium, 1 ventricle) Amphibian and Reptile- 3 chember heart(2 atria, 1 ventricle) Exception- Crocodiles and Alligators(4 chember heart) Bird and Mammal- 4 chember heart(2 atria, 2 ventricle) Atrium- Upper chember of heart that receive blood from body and send it to ventricle. Ventricle- Lower chember of heart that pump blood throughout the body. Ventricles have thicker wall than Atrium. Pulmonary Circulation- Blood flow to lungs for oxygen enrichment. Systemic Circulation- Oxygen enriched blood flow to body parts. Human Heart Blood flow in human heart- Deoxygenated Blood(enters via Vena Cava) → Right Atrium → Right ventricle → Lung(via Pulmonary Artery) → Left Atrium(via Pulmo...

The Archadian

Every Archadian were looking towards the sky in the hope of sunset and with every passing moment they were afraid of lose. Their fear made them more weak and they lost more life in battle field in-front of large Valvan army. The field was full of blood surrounded by hill on one side and forests from another side. Rest of the two sides covered with two army in front of each other. Archadian vs Valvan The Valvan get more aggressive with their swords flying in the battle field. Finally with sunset, drum sound spread all over the field and war was at end. With sunset over the hills, darkness spread in the field and blood became more red in absence of sun. Alkan, the arrogant Valavn king, ask his solider to return back to tent leaving behind injured and dead Valvan solider in field. Both the army headed towards their tent leaving blood on the earth of Archadians. The Valvan get busy in celebrating their victory in today's battle field. While in Archadian tent, king Arithm order a...

Sectors of Economy

Lecture 2 Before going into sectors of economy, let's have a look on numbers and corresponding latin originated words. 1st → primary, 2nd → secondary 3rd → tertiary, 4th → quaternary 5th → quinary, 6th → senary 7th → septenary, 8th → octonary 9th → nonary, 10th → denary 12th → duodenary, 20th → vigenary The income generating activities are divided into different sections known as Sectors of Economy 1. Primary Sector- Directly depends on natural resources like mining, agriculture and allied activities. It's a labour intensive sector known as Red collar job. It is named Primary as it forms base for all other sectors of economy. 2. Secondary Sector- Change of form of the Primary Products(Extracted natural reso...

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